hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

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sassy-corporal-rivaille-jaeger:

the-jean-kirschtein:

Snap chat adventures

These made my day honestly.

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One reason I have always loved baseball so much is that it has been not merely ‘the great national game,’ but really a part of the whole weather of our lives, of the thing that is our own, of the whole fabric, the million memories of America. For example, in the memory of almost every one of us, is there anything that can evoke spring—the first fine days of April—better than the sound of the ball smacking into the pocket of the big mitt, the sound of the bat as it hits the horsehide: for me, at any rate, and I am being literal and rhetorical—almost everything I know about spring is in it—the first leaf, the jonquil, the maple tree, the smell of grass upon your hands and knees, the coming into flower of April.
Thomas Wolfe, from a February 1938 letter to Arthur Mann (via mightyflynn)

girouxtiful:

"Why did you stab this man?"

because its the cup

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thebobblehat:

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

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lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

image

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GUYS THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

masterpavo:

vegantargaryen:

furbearingbrick:

ereriislife15:

I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.

If you think animals should be adopted from shelters, reblog.

If you think animals should be bought from pet stores, like.

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*

Reblog this please

Shelters FTW.

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